You have to learn to finish your sentences because

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pkmntrainerjack:

shambalh:

nowfangirlandfreakout:

roryink:

just-jamjam:

eleven-am:

rieccentricity:

rissaromantica:

I DIDN’T GET IT.

Until I did.

((OH YOU))

OOC: Why is—OH.

LOL

trolol

LOLOLOL

OMG

LMAO

IT’S NOT—

Oh. I get it now.

yep. shoulda seen that coming.

Wow

LOL

Am I the only one who thinks step two is nonsensical and should be more helpful!?!?

Step three could be a little clearer, it doesn’t really explain how to close the deal.

are you kidding? it makes total sense! what are you talking about??

The world must know.

this is great!

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meme-spot:

I feel stupid laughing at this, but it’s just too funny

10 guy

meme-spot:

Bad joke eel

glowpinkstah:

yeerkpool:

coldheartwarmblood:

imwithkanye:

The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.

the best scene in the whole program omfg

I don’t like the office but that was funny.

I LOVED this one but I honestly feel like the cold opening where Jim and Pam convince Dwight that Jim is actually an Asian man has to be my favorite (at least that I can think of at the moment) :)

pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

cliterallysame:

why does everyone post happy mothers day pictures on instagram like their mom’s gonna comment thank you on it or something

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harvey-swick:

flowers-without-reason:

caesoxfan04:

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

#nevernotreblog

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zuand0:

Mythbusters in a nutshell

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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b-looming:

I feel like the majority of Bates Motel episodes go a little something like this

first like hour of the episode: 

last 0.9807098 seconds of the episode: